Fuck Rick! Let's tell the sonofabitch all the jokes we want because it makes US feel like we're doing something helpful. So Fielding, you bollocks, if you don't want the jokes, don't open the goddam thread. With love and affection,

Your chum,

Seamus

Oh, yes. A joke...
Why do dogs lick their willies?

Because they can, I hear you all roar.

No!

Because they can't make a little fist!