Or possibly for Rick's Relapse!

Sorry I've not been around, been in hospital having a dangerous mole removed.
That's the last time I shag one of THOSE little buggers!


Blonde and a Brunette walking down the street behind a guy with terrible dandruff.
Brunnete says: "Look at that, someone should give that guy 'Head and Shoulders'."
Blonde looks aghast and says "how do you give someone shoulders?"

And this is true. Looking through Bratlings' school song book, we noticed a disproportionate amount of hymns and religious songs. 'Is your teacher Christian?' we asked her. 'No,' replied Bratling, 'she's Australian'.

LTS