I read this story recently and could not believe what I was reading. The CIA must be paranoid! I bet they're even monitoring MudCat so maybe I'll now come under covert scrutiny! A spokeswoman for the CIA was totally unrepentant and claimed that distilleries could easily switch to making chemical weapons as all the required equipment was already in place. I suppose they must be watching every Scottish distillery just in case. Quite why they would wish to manufacture chemical weapons instead of the water of life, I know not. Despite being tee-total by religion, it is a well-known fact that many Middle Eastern states import Scotch for their governing classes - but perhaps it isn't Scotch after all......