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Thread #59418 Message #1026851
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
30-Sep-03 - 08:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Oh dear Lord! I opened my mailbox and whatta ya think was in it? Junk mail from freds! That's right folks! Freds have opened a store in my town of residence. (Well, actually I don't reside there. I live 20 miles away, but it's the closest town big enough to have a post office.) I have received a 24 page color brochure that says:
"FRED'S Grand Opening! Wednesday, Oct. 1st!"
I did make note of the fact that "FRED'S" is capitalized and contains an apostrophe, but I'm sure that is just due to those tricky freds trying to confuse the issue. We know the truth! It's freds' attempt to hunt me down and force me to pay hatchling support to that slut Bubba Bubba! Well. it ain't gonna happen! You freds think you can just open a store and offer DVD players for $49.99 and Dawn dishwashing liquid for 4/$3.00 and that I'll rush in there like a typical dollar-store junkie and be ensnared in your trap. Hah! I wouldn't touch one of those DVD players with an eleven-foot pole! I'm sure that there's some kind of built-in tracking device in the remote control. No way baby! This guy wasn't born yesterday. You freds want me, come and get me! But you better come prepared for a fight!
On the other hand, the 39 oz. cans of Folgers coffee for $4.50 each are a pretty good deal, and my wife likes Folgers. Maybe I'll send her in for a couple of cans.