Wilfried, to get there cheap: throw yourself into the nearest river you can find. Always swim downstream. At one point you should end up in the north sea - head for Great Britain, once you see it follow its east coast to the north, then swim up a bit of the Humber - four miles before you come under the bridge, get onto the lefthand (according to swimming direction) bank... ;-)

Are you expecting any treouble? And why do you want to record it? ;-)

Skipjack, don't give the floor space I booked to someone else!

And while fine-tuning, please consider giving us a tour of Hull!

As I have never waxed any bikini - which quantity do I need? And which brand is the best? ;-)