"You'll get your reward in heaven"
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions"
"If it was a bear it would've bit you"
   (Or if it was a snake it would have bit you")
Mom also went to hell in a handbasket, but usually only if she
was having sour cream on her baked potato - if she had both butter
and sour cream on her baked potato, she just went straight to hell.