Well, ma'am, I don't seem to be able to make the back room chat operate at this time of day, if that was what you were drifting towards, in that sashaying tone of mind. Front entry has always been a speciality of mine as well.
But, there it is. As Hero and Leander had their Sestos and Abydos.....
Technology seems to pull people apart as much as bind them together, as they say. If, however, you had more robust, pear-shaped ideas in mind, let us reconsider. T.T.T. is the man; wonder advances of the age is the game!!!