No, Joe, I am not 36, I am 37 and some months.
But I think I did not really learn to speak German before I was about a year... ;-)

Bill D, as all the words in your post above which are longer than 3 letters are incorrect, you are not yet popular ;-) But you are in good company, most of the so-called German in this thread is not really German ;-)

Ok, now it is your turn to complain about my so-called English!