Thanks, Peter W, but I think one is quite enough.   ;->

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A man rang up a lawyers firm and said, "Is that Smith, Smith & Smith?"

The receptionist said, "No, this is just Smith".

"Oh," replies the man, "I'm sorry you've been trebled."

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A blonde is sitting in the optometrist's examination chair. The optometrist says, "Have your eyes been checked before?"

"No," she replies, "they have always been blue".

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For Liz-t-S

Two fish are in a tank and one says, "You man the guns and I'll drive".

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A woodworm goes in to a pub and says, "Is the bartender here?".

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But wait, there's more! [I refer to these as my "groan" jokes.

Oh, all right, I'll give it a rest.

Helen