Little Pedro and Juanita Arrived this morning in Reseda On a special overnight delivery They bubbled and they burbled and they flashed their brown eyes at us We said check their little heartbeats and their immigration status And if you should find they're here illegally . . .
Send 'em back Send 'em back Give 'em one good whack and half an hour to pack Hand their cousins to the fuzz 'n stick 'em on a southbound bus Restrict immigration, give the country back to us
Little Helga and her Vater Came across the rolling water On a stormy day in 1923 And he labored as a carpenter so she could be a doctor Now they convalesce together in the window where he rocked her And they're burdens on the state economy . . .
Send 'em back Send 'em back Give 'em one Big Mac and serum Ipecac On a steamer back to Bremerhaven instantaneous Restrict immigration, give the country back to us
Send the Fins back to Finland And the Russians further inland Sent the Poles back to Poland And the penguins to the Pole Any man with a tan Should go back to Tanzania And Aegeans to Aegea And Koreans back to Seoul
Well, Columbus found this nation Had a native population Who'd been living here since many years B.C. Descended from a people who were noble, brave and daring Who'd migrated 'cross the Bering eating bits of frozen herring And spread out across this continent from sea . . . to sea . . . so peaceful and so free . . .
Send 'em back Send 'em back Put 'em on a trek Columbo couldn't track Let 'em count the steps to China on a friggin' abacus Restrict immigration And give this mighty nation Back to us . . . . . . . squirrels