Err?

The song suggested by Geoff was 'Road to Hell' - which was indeed written by Chris Rea, though I am not too sure that it was actually about the M25.

It may well have been - but (We Are On) The The Road to Nowhere - a title which does really sum up the M25 - was written by David Byrne (I think) and recorded by Talking Heads and a bit unlikely to be about the M25.

While I have my pedant's hat on - the lady may know that it indeed a fairway to Devon but of course the A30 goes through Devon to end up in Cornwall. But the line is a good one - and made me smile. How's this for a second line?

The road's covered with frost and the lady is lost, fogbound on the M11.