Cute chimp movie there, TIA!

What I would like to see is a Woody Allen movie where the chimp plays Woody Allen (opposite Diane Keaton), while Woody Allen plays a chimp. That is to say, the chimp would wear Woody's clothes and talk incessantly about all his insecurities and court the lady ineptly, while Woody hooted, shrieked, picked lice and peeled bananas.

I think it would be great. Then the chimp and the girl would fly off together in the final reel, a la "Casablanca".

The fact is, I'd rather see a chimp get the girl anyway...

- LH