Charley, your uncle was Richard Dyer-Bennet? Holy F***.

I have that recording. I can rant whole long sections of it, when in that mood. Then my wife hits me and I stop.

Mark, one of my projects before I die is to learn all the words to The Castration of the Strawberry Roan. That and California Joe. Even though I'd get in trouble for singing either one of them in public, the one being horribly filthy by anyone's standards except cowboys; the other being hopelessly politically incorrect (...Too late, the painted heathens had set the house afire...)

Peter.