Tiger, tiger, roaming 'round
Storeys five above the ground.
What unstable personal - itty
Brought you to live in New York City?

What aroused your wrath and ire?
Did confinement make you tire,
Of Antoine's quips like "See you later!"
Directed at the alligator...?

They say that "Ming"'s your given name,
But that was just to spare your shame,
I know just why you lost the plot,
With mad Antoine.. he called you "Spot"!