Okay, SS, you asked for it. How about a nice sausage, onions, ham, motor oil, triple cheese (provolone, parmesan and limburger), black olives, pigs' knuckles, basil, oregano, drisheens, garlic, anchovies, lead sugar, chorizo, tripe, and pineapple deep-dish pizza? In a nice tomato/jimson weed sauce?

All washed down with Moose Drool????