One of my students was recently assessed due to his difficulties with reading text. When he re-read the report on his condition, he told me how disappointed he was when he discovered he was not eligible for "support for dailysex."

His other jokes: did you hear about the dyslexic blues guitarist who went down to the crossroads at midnight and sold his soul to Santa?

Many years later, the same guitarist died when he choked on his own Vimto.