The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #63676   Message #1036314
Posted By: nancyjo
15-Oct-03 - 05:00 PM
Thread Name: 'Gag' Song Titles
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles
You're the Hangnail in My Life (and I can't bite you off) Hoyt Axton

(Work your fingers to the bone, what d'ya get?) Boney fingers; Hoyt Axton

I've got the hungries for your love (and I'm waitin' in your welfare line); Buck Owens

It Was Always So Easy To Find an Unhappy Woman ('till I started looking for mine); Moe Bandy

My tears have washed I love you from the blackboard of my heart; Hank Thompson

(O Lord) I want my rib back; Kenny Chesney

And the wonderful Lane/Lerner song from Royal Wedding -- How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life.