I was a jolly sailor and I fell into the sea
And when I reached the bottom the ship was far away
*gotta remember that's "sae" not "see"*

I was a jolly sailor and I fell into the sea
And when I reached the bottom the ship was far away
I lost my nerve completely. and by god i'd not be here
if a decent little seahorse hadn't whispered in my ear

Swim out, O' Grad-y you have no time to spare
You're standed on the billow twenty miles from anywhere!
If you don't mind your manners there will be one vacant chair
So swim out, O' Grady, swim out!

*need more caffiene*