Oh when I reached the bottom where the pearls were growing thick
What should loom up before me but another shipwrecked Mick?
She was a short and fiery red-head and a tear was in her eye
But when I reached an oyster she had strength enout to cry

Oh swim out, O'Grady, this is no place for ye!
I'm the first and only bo'sun at the bottom of the sea
Begorra I'm O'Riley and this place belongs to me!
So Swim out, O'Grady, swim out!

I'd just like another one of those waffle/caffiene sannnnwiches pleese!