The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #12908   Message #103943
Posted By: catspaw49
11-Aug-99 - 09:35 AM
Thread Name: Mudcat Tavern - Round 6
Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern - Round 6
Morning All...........

Yeah, give me one your exotic coffee blends there ... your choice ... not one of the frothy ones though, something stronger ..... Just push the button on the left huh? Okay......this machine's kinda' noisy........HEY, there we go....looks great, smells great........(sip)...(THWUMP)......Hey Zim, help me off the floor here...damn I can't focus..just steady me a minute.........yeah, that's better. LEEJ, What IS this stuff???? Label above the button is awful small.......uh, ..Pan something or 'nother.......PANTHER PISS???? ARE YOU HUFFIN'ME???........Do you serve this up at Radio Shack too? Probably makes the customers ignore the 36/36 warraanty, 36 Feet from the store or 36 Seconds of Operation--Whichever domes first.......Can I just have a glass of grapefruit juice maybe?........So another state with no Bodhran waiting period......It's a tough lobby they've got, but something's got to be done.....All those senseless accidental drummings every year....not to mention the Drive-Bys........Kids are carrying bodhrans to school..........and those bumper stickers drive me nuts...."You Can Have My Bodhran Only After You Pull It From My Cold, Stiff Drunken Fingers"........say what?....we sell them HERE???......figures.......

Spaw