To make me & oakers feel at home here's a few of our local expressions:
Arse Cream : Ice Cream
Windas : Operating system for computers developed by Moikrasof
Troin : Form of transport that runs on tracks
Tittybabbi: Person or child acting immaturely, like an infant at the breast
Horse Pickle: Hospital
So Oaklet me ald mucker yow gorra feace lark a bulldog chewin' a wasp!