Ah fort ahd gerrin on it an thah while les was finkinabaht et an thah,
cos ahm nobad at this shit, me.


"durnt nah" - a stock answer to nearly any request for directions.

"nowt to do wi me" - a stock answer to nearly any request for help.

"yer whaaaht?" - can I help you?

"lickle bockle" - a small bottle

"eye eeer!" - a greeting

" it's siling down" - the weather is a trifle inclement

"ees/she's a fuckin' minger.'er/im!!" - a particularily unatractive member of the opposite sex

" Do one, dick'ead!!!!" your presence is annoying me.

" aye 'up!! ther's an 'oss on flags" - a warning - a horse on the pavement.

Sadly, because of the demise of the fishing industry some of the following are now nearly obselete.

" two blocks" - full sexual congress
" forced draft piece" a large lady
" pan of shackles" - a large container of stew
" crabby 'atch" - a candle lit supper - followed by full sexual congress



" ahm do'in a guvvy job" - I am contributing to the black economy.

" ar kids gorra start" - my brother is in employment

" ar kids gorra docker's book" - a miracle.

" ar kid's settli'n tommorer" - On the morrow my brother is recieving his commision for his monthly cruise to Bear Island / White sea/ Iceland/ Greenland etc.

" ar lass is up the duff" - my beloved is pregnant

"gonna get shit faced rurnd town,me" - some heavy drinkng in the city centre followed by a little light supper.

" eez gorra face as long as a gasmans 'mac" - some one who is very melancholic.

"sheez gorra face like a welders bench"- an unnatractive lady.

guh star' or wah les? gorra go now,me.