It's called a sedan chair, Ayatollah, and perhaps the bearers were a tad excitable. The carpet tile slippers came in useful. What's the khazi like?

I was just getting into me stride when a Barton lovely firmly suggested that I should complete the last phase of an abitiously priced Guiness.

And before Oaklet starts getting all excitable about PELs, are we likely to face imminent incarceration on that score?