Brett-

Seems like there ought to be a theme song for the "Every Husbands Nightmare Arts and Crafts Fair." Has anyone composed one? If so, I'd like to see a few verses. Maybe you could adapt the "Wild West Show." You know, "Over on this table, ladies and gentlemen, is the 'ifet.' Isn't it won-der-ful! Just the thing for spicing up your patio or headboard! Place your bid now on the dotted line. And don't be embarrassed to bid high!"

Cheerily,
Charley Noble