What Fionn really means is he could not find anything in this thread to hang his usual "Political Correctness" and "Anti British" polemics to.

Joke on this music theme

Completely politically uncorrect.

Picture the scene -

Paddy Black's pawn shop in Liverpool.

In comes a french sailor, trying to raise cash on a bit of scrimshaw.

"Hmm," says Mr Black, " I dont think there is much demand for this sort of thing."

Just then his wife comes into the shop, she notices the dejected matelot, and views the scrimshaw.

"Oooooh !, A nik-nak Paddy Black, give the frog a loan!

Gareth - running from the bad joke only !