This is the version we sang in Vancouver, B.C. Canada

Ding, ding, ding, ding,
here comes my wagon, my wagon,
to take me to the funny factory,
Ding ding ding ding
here comes my wagon, my wagon,
can't you hear my keeper calling me?
HEY SISTER!
I'm just like the nuts that fall,
just a little cracked that's all,
ding, ding, ding, ding
here comes my wagon, my wagon.