A silent threat but deadly, the methane from the hole
rising up through waters, amid the dark and cold
Just like a giant serpent or some monster from the deep
it dragged us down at witch's hole, forever there to sleep.

This was no bathtub bubble or a silly fishes fart
But a blow of great proportion from the earth's own mighty arse
And by the laws of physics when the gases did arise
The density of water fell, and we plunged out of the skies

Chorus: