Let's hope that Spaw didn't learn to SCUBA dive. Perhaps that scenario could have been added to the recent thread dicussing the feasibility of The Golden Vanity's sinking.

And some were playing cards, and some were playing dice,
And some were in their hamocks, a-sporting with their wives.
Spaw let out a fart which brought tears to all their eyes,
And he sank them in the lowlands low.