That's a great idea, Bobert! We could all inform Dubya that that is exactly where Osama is...under Clinton's porch, and I could then advise Sammy to get out of the area immediately. I betcha in no time flat a tactical air strike would come in and reduce Clinton's residence and the block around it to a heap of burning rubble, quite regardless of Canadian sovereignty. This would cause Sammy to have to move to new quarters, but it might also get a useful point across to people who ponder murdering skunks for no good reason.

- LH