Mudcat Café message #1045938

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Thread #63892 Message #1045938
Posted By: Peace
01-Nov-03 - 04:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: Getting a skunk out from under the porch
Subject: RE: BS: Getting a skunk out from under the porch

Whisper in its ear, and it will follow you anywhere. Tell him he's been elected. Play irritating music, real LOUD. Put pepper under your porch. Send in a cat with a white stripe down its back.