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Thread #64139 Message #1046404
Posted By: Jim Dixon
02-Nov-03 - 06:20 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: (All I Want for...Is) My Two Front Teeth
Subject: Lyr Add:ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY UPPER PLATE
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY UPPER PLATE (As sung by Homer and Jethro)
All I want for Christmas is my upper plate. I'm losin' weight without my plate. I got my lowers but I need my upper plate, So I can eat my Christmas turkey.
I left 'em in a glass o' water by my side. When I awoke, I nearly died. I hope the guy who took 'em will be satisfied, 'Cause I can't eat my Christmas turkey.
I used to eat corn on the cob And little bitty pickled green tomaters, But Christmas Day, all I can say Is "Pass the mashed potaters."
Won't somebody tell me what I'm gonna do? My poor old gums are black and blue. The turkey's on the table but I just can't chew, And this ain't a very merry Christmas.
Christmas candy shore is hard. I can't even chew it just a little. But my fav'rite one of all Is good ol' peanut brutal.
[Spoken:] --Homer, that's "brittle." --Buddy, without my upper plate, it is "ba-rutal."
So if you got an extry set that's laid away, I'll borrow them for Christmas day. You can send 'em to me care of RCA, And I will have a merry Christmas.