Two blonde jokes for the price of one:

Emergency
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Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an
elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency
room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing
to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number
and get an ambulance?"

The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."


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True Story

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change
his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call (who just must have been blonde) asked where Vermont was.

As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said, "Look, I'm not
stupid or anything, but what state is it in?"


Dave Oesterreich