If anything, it's the little mousie that should be filing suit.   Poor little thing's probably suffering from a real case of PTSD.

"I wuz jus' lookin' fer sum crumbs on th' table and 'fore I knowed it I wuz two feet up th' arm of this big ole burger-eatin' broad. I tried t' jus' apologize an' turn aroun' but she started in screamin' an' flingin' her arms all over th' place. Next thang I knowed I wuz flung up 'side th' milkshake machine an' damm near bounced inta th' 'tater fryer. I got whiplash an' been havin' t' wear a neckbrace ever since. An' th' doc sez I might never be able t' have chilren. Thet woman's nutso."