Good L..d there's some touchy audiences out there.
I once was talking to a female singer/songwriter who'd done a marvellous set about her newborn child and the impact motherhood had had on her and fatherhood had had on her husband.She walked the tightrope and never slipped off. A woman came up and interrupted our conversation with;
"Do you realise that every song you sang was heterosexual thereby excluding a large percentage of the female population?"