Hi Eddie. I feel it's my duty to let you know that a couple of the supposed "cats" here are actually the monstrous alter-egos of Las Vegas animal trainers Sigfried and Roy! We just don't know which two they are.
Catspaw and his trained possum are a small time local act that play supermarket openings in rural Ohio, and Peter T. is actually B. Traven.
Alan C. has written several books claiming to be the "real" Crocodile Dundee, Dave Swan gets his kicks from sliding down a polished pole (as opposed to an unpolished Latvian), and Bert, is of course the reincarnated spirit of Betrand Russell.
Lonesome EJ is lonesome because he opened his Radio Shack store 457 miles from the nearest customer.
Katlaughing is a figment of our imaginations.
Welcome to our little community.

Rick (formerly Roberta) Fielding