Rechal, you might be interested in this one. It goes along to the tune of Adon Olam (or however you spell it)

"I like myself, I think I'm great I take me to the movies and I hold my hand I put my arm around my waist And when I'm getting bored I slap my face

I dunno why I share my lunch I dunno why I share my lu - uh - unch 'Cause every time I share my lunch I always end up with no lunch."

My Dad taught us it to sing in Shul when we were kids cause we never got the hang of the real words. We weren't particularly religious as you can tell.

Slan

Laoise.