(Sob). Do I take it then that you are laughing at me, after my sincere proposal of what my late husband Snuffi used to refer to, during our courting days along the Niger, as "ramping up to matrimony"? Why can I not be your "laptop on the road"? -- I can well recall Snuffi's demands as we drove in chauffered luxury through the streets of our beloved capital, which I draw a veil over here, but which would be unveiled, if indeed, as I outlined in my earlier missive, a Fort Waynean tryst were to be arranged, not forgetting the 1$ billion slush fund which needs to be transferred as soon as possible, awaiting your reply.

I cannot wait for continental drift to bring us together: Air Leopardi schedules its flights somewhat haphazardly, but.....

enamelled and enamoured,

Susan Atahualpa Ohooroombalalaroobalalasisboomba.