I sent my mother-in-law a copy of this thread...she sent this in return:

Native American

This Native American boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."

Mother Native American paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you asking so many questions today?"