Ladies and Gentlemen, hats off. For some people, moments of memory are Roger Bannister breaking the 4 minute mile, the first 5 minutes of Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive, the first hearing of Louis Armstrong. For others, a shining moment is the arrival of the Turkey of Turkeys, the New World Champion. Step aside, Showgirls, be humble, Speed 2, a new KING IS IN TOWN!!!!!If you have wattles, prepare to gobble!!!!!
"EYES WIDE SHUT", friends, in DOLBY DIGITAL STINKARAMA!! Put on those 1-D spectacles, do not watch this through anything other than concrete!!!!
SEE!! DEEP EUROPEAN THOUGHT!!!!HURL!!! AT ACTING THAT BROUGHT ACTION FROM THE CARDBOARD MANUFACTURERS PLACEMENT AGENCY!!!
WITNESS!!!THE HUNGARIAN DANCE SCENE FROM SEDUCTION HELL!!!!
BEWARE!!THE MOST RIDICULOUS ORGY IN HISTORY!!!
CELEBRATE!!! SYDNEY POLLACK EMOTING FROM WITHIN A DIVING BELL!!!
SHRIEK!!!AT NICOLE KIDMAN AND TOM CRUISE IN TORMENTED AGONY!!!
STAGGER!!! HOME IN UNBELIEVING STUPORNESS!!!!
Worst movie of all time??? Can't be you say!!! Yes, Yes, Yes!!!! And not even worth seeing for its worsiness.
Envelope, please, and mail everyone associated with this to Antarctica!!!
yours, Peter T.
P.S. This is really, really, really bad.