Damn! I missed the dance. Fond memories of Mrs. Weird, with her ruler, thrusting herself between me and my dance partner as she shouts "Make room for the Holy Ghost!"

Just a thought: Mickie, my dear, have you searched through the gorilla suit for my ring? Maybe it is entwined in the fur or caught in the thong. DO NOT! I REPEAT, DO NOT even think about buying one of those pieces of crap that Walmart is promoting as fine jewelry for the holidays. I have my pride, you know.

And just why shouldn't Walmart pay 30 - 50% less than the going rate? Illegal aliens are happy to work for that much! Bastards! I hope someone goes to jail in time for the holidays. I have not and will not set foot in a Walmart! They could give away their merchandise and I would still stay away.

"I ought to think myself a lucky girl, I know
Cause I'm engaged...but still somehow I don't think so..."
SINS