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Thread #64249 Message #1050333
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
08-Nov-03 - 08:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: Quiz time
Subject: RE: BS: Quiz time
7 D in a W 7 days in a week
12 M in a Y 12 months in a year
52 W in a Y 52 weeks…..
365 D in a Y 365 days……..(normally)
13 IA BD 13 is a bakers dozen
12 SOTZ 12 signs of the zodiac
7 WOTW 7 wonders of the world
52 CIAD 52 cards in a deck/pack (without jokers)
11 IACS
7 DISN
60 MIAH 60 minutes in an hour
3 BM 3 Blind mice
4 A 20 PTTTD 4 and twenty ponies, trotting through the dark (I may be wrong with this one, as the Kipling quote is five and twenty ponies!)
12 DOC 12 days of Christmas
An H a D keeps the D a W.
16 OIAP 16 ounces in a pound
SASO 6 P "sing a song of sixpence"
14 PIAS 14 pounds in a stone
3 WOMW "Three wheels on my wagon (and I'm still rolling along)"
M R Dux (th)'Em are ducks
M R Nott 'Em are not!
M R 2 Cedar wings? 'Em are too, see the wings
Whale oil beef hooked! M R Dux. Well, I'll be ****** 'Em are ducks
SMR Dux. Yes, 'em are ducks
M8nt dux. NE1 can CMR Bs! CDEDBD1s? MRBs 'Em Ain't ducks, anyone can see, 'em are bees! See their (DED) beady eyes? 'em are bees.
Now follows a sketch from "The Two Ronnies"
FUNEM? Have you any ham?
SIFM Yes, I have ham
FUNEX? Have you any eggs?
This was then interrupted (see later) or it would have continued…
SIFX Yes, I have eggs
OKMNX o.k. Ham & Eggs
Bodlerdraf? (interruption) Bottle, or draught?
OICURMT (Oh, I see you are empty)- ode to a beer bottle
YYUR too wise you are,
YYUB too wise you be,
ICUR I see you are
YY4ME too wise for me
ABCDGOLDFISH Abe (name) see de goldfish
MNOGOLDFISH (th)em N(aint) no goldfish
SDRGOLDFISH Yes Dey are Goldfish
RDLGOLDFISH are they hell goldfish
Nigel