Mary, I was told to carry the telephone book, too. Keep in mind, the NYC book is about three inches thick and weighs a few pounds. Also told not to wear lacy slips after a thunderstorm or with patten leather shoes. The shoes and the puddles reflect upwards and some poor unsuspecting Christian boy might be aroused.

Wonder what Sister Blister would make of the pervert in the ladies dressing rooms. The one who had a mirror glued to his shoe and was putting it under the curtains.

So Mick can't get his lap top up. No. I will leave it alone too.