Just got news from newsman:

                              He and photoman will be at the George at 8.45pm so don't be late -especially if you want a good photo.

                     Sayings of the Prophet No 10)

Never pee behind a bush that has not been surveyed for fungal infection. You must be particularly careful if records show that Oaklet's great, great.........great grandfather lived in the area.

                         Ayatolla Jay'bee.