Now hold on a minute, seed. I've seen pictures of you - but they could be anybody. Why they could have been cut out of Gentleman's quarterly and had a banjo superimposed on them.

"Twilight Zone" music plays in background, enter Rod Serling.
"Tonight, we present for your edification, one man and his imaginary cyber-playmates. A lonely Possum farmer in Ohio creates character after character for his own amusement.

Ahh, what the hell, he probably DID make up Oshuri (or whatever his name was)

Rick (now starting to be confused about whether he exists)