No, it's not really your Mother. It's your Mother! That's right, the Mother of All BS Threads in the flesh! This damned website won't let you use HTML tags in yhe name field. What a crock!

But that's not why I'm posting here. I'm posting because I am very upset! In fact, I am livid! To think that some of you, my own children, have been hanging out at this thread instead of coming home and spending time with your Mother! It's only been two days since I fell off the page and there you are, off spending your time with some upstart thread. What's it got that I ain't got? I wanna know!

I'm just too upset to post any more right now. Oh, the shame of it all! To grow old and be abandoned by one's own children!

Sniff... Sniff...

Your MOAB