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Thread #13009   Message #105281
Posted By: Annecat
15-Aug-99 - 06:40 PM
Thread Name: WOOFIEST!!NEW WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!
Subject: RE: WOOFIEST!!NEW WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!
Personally, the movie I found hardest to sit through was last summer's Can't Hardly Wait. Okay, okay, it probably doesn't rank up there with the worst movies of all time, but I suffered. It isn't quite bad enough to laugh at its badness, just awful.

The plot -- was there a plot? -- anyway, it all takes place at some girl's graduation party, where the humor reaches new creative highs: the valedictorian nerd gets drunk and becomes temporarily popular! the two most anti-social kids in the school get locked in the bathroom together and end up having sex! the party gets completely out of hand and the anal-retentive hostess freaks out! someone tracks dog doo on the carpet!

Are we laughing yet? It was so realistic -- just like spending an agonizingly long night with a hundred people you wish you'd never met.