Once there was an elephant
That tried to use the telephant.
Er, no, I mean an elephone
that tried to use the telephone.
Dear me! I am not certain quite
that even yet I have it right.
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
all tangled in the telephunk.
The more he tried to get it free
The louder rang the telephee.

I think I'd better drop this song
Of elephop and telephong.


(I've always wanted to have a reason to write that down. Thank you.)