Another version, heard back in the days when I played rugby (pre 1980)

I PUT MY HAND UPON HER TOE
ttto ; When Johnny comes marching home

I put my hand upon her toe, yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her toe, yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her toe,
She said "Young man, you're rather slow-
Get in, get out, stop f****** about"
Yo ho, yo ho yo ho.

I put my hand upon her knee, ......
She said "Young man you're teasing me-
.......

I put my hand upon her thigh, ......
She said "Young man, you're rather sly-
.......

I put my hand upon her breast, ...
She said "Young man, the left's the best-
.........

I put my hand upon her quim, ....
She said "Young man, get in, get in,
.........


Nigel