A lady stops into a pet shop and sees a beautiful McCaw parrot for $99.
She asks the salesman " why so cheap?".

Salesman explains the the bird came from a house of prostitution and
sometimes uses coarse language.

The lady, not being that sensitive to such things, quickly agreed to buy
parrot, and took it home.

When her daughter came home from school and walked through the
front door, the bird yelled out at full volume "new whore, new whore".

The daughter cracked up laughing and agreed that the bird was a
welcome addition to the household.

Later, her husband came home and was greeted by "Hi Fred!".