I heard a completely saccharine Disney version that changed it to "scoopin' up the field mice and kissin' them on the head". Made me just about want to vomit.

... either that, or sing scoopin' up the field mice and f###ing them up the @$$.

On the up side, when the vocalist said "Down came the fairy...", she drags out the "Dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn" word and with her flattened vowel accent it sounds like she's cursing "Daaaaaaaaaamn!"